Bangalore Bosun

mmmm

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Leap To Da Beat

2005-08-31T15:58:00.000-07:00

#Leap to da beat
Leap to da beat - -
To-da-beat-to-da-beat
(C'mown!)#

#Sheep sometime bleat
Sheep sometimes bleat
Sometimes-bleat-sometimes-bleat
(Fo'-sho'!)#

#Beef is ma meat
Don't skip da beat-beat - - -
Is-ma-meat-skip-da-beat
('Till-the-wake-o'-wake-o'-morn!)#

#Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!.....................
(Beat-sheep-beef!)#

Uh-huh. Yyair!

I'm A Vagamuffin!

2005-01-28T06:12:00.000-08:00

#
I’m a vagamuffin! / Half-tramp shaggamuffin / Givin' out the easy duffins / Street losers hear me comin’!

‘Cos I’m a showman / Don’t wet me with your hose man / Your rappin’ makes me doze man / Bald as a snowman – understand!

The justifier, rectifier / Views up on the high wire / Slip between the burnt sheets / Gurnin’ on a sheep’s fleece!

Hold up the band man! / Devil’s in the frying pan / Chef's shat a leg of lamb / You’ll never understand!

A close shave / A dope rave / In my castle there’s a knave / Joustin’ loud and poutin’ proud / He dobbles like a gay Dave!
#

Court Out

2005-01-12T07:47:00.000-08:00

What’s the difference between a Sunday football team made up of refuse workers whose captain has just been sent off, and someone who tries and fails to win a major tennis tournament. One is ten binmen, and the other is Tim Henman.

Communazi

2005-01-12T07:24:00.000-08:00

How do you tell the difference between and Nazi and a Communist?

Analyse and compare their political ideologies, national loyalties, preferred subjects for victimisation, methods of persecution, uniforms, leaders and ultimate fates.

Road to Nowhere

2005-01-12T07:09:00.000-08:00

Why did Hitler cross the road?

Because it formed the territorial border between Germany and Poland on 1st September 1939.

Those we've lost.

2005-01-07T22:31:00.000-08:00

Abigail Besottomy
Emerton Recalcitras
Jamie Flavorgate
Timmy Sensuous
Paris Cocrapital
Dougie Twollbochs
Balthasar Semissenthiant
Vince Ganderstain
Walther Phammyn
St. Whosp
Susan Taxipose
Anton Deck
Tamsin Kanserboast
Gay Riecheraundt
Lola Benepreg
Sharon Pregnaflatz
Charmagne Pregnefits
Tracey Pregnorant
Sid Billicide
Emancipo Dettletter
Garbo Retenospose
Adrian Bookcellar
Luther Blöbach
Benjamin Fenêtrance
Gasslyte Wawido
Sefton Kemiflaske
Onan Sreach
Gay Haadkau
Art Abogganer
Flick Jendorsnapp

Condole at http://davedobbler.blogspot.com

This entry is a fucking joke!

2005-01-07T06:45:00.000-08:00

What do you call Damo Suzuki’s warm-up act?

A Can opener.

Unknown Soldier

2005-01-03T17:38:00.000-08:00

What do you bury a dead soldier in?

A soul jar.

Do you get it? I do.

Alright, stop it now, just go to http://davedobbler.blogspot.com

A Pointer

2005-01-03T17:29:00.000-08:00

The farthest point on Earth, from wherever you are standing, is still Mr. Peter “The Gentrimetre” Tandemount of Northwich Imploria who has a single-arm reach of over 2 metres with index extended.

His point is made at great length at http://davedobbler.blogspot.com

PC Yule

2004-12-23T03:08:00.000-08:00

Christmas Eve is so sexist. I mean we don’t have a Christmas Adam do we?

Or do we?

Dead Max

2004-12-23T03:07:00.000-08:00

Maxwell Saskinack died yesterday of a vascattack whilst listening to Shakatak in the village of Rouffignac, France. He was Sick’s T-1.

Go condole.

I Hit the Ground, by The Crystalline Methology (X-Recs, 1983)

2004-12-20T03:39:00.000-08:00

#Walk through the forests of accountancy.
Take a ride with me!
Take a ride with me!

Dance on the jetty of the pre-tax gain.
It’s like 1-2-3!
You dance so wild and free!

Ride on the Harley of supply and demand.
Make your goal the sky!
Yes you can reach that high!

I’ve lost interest
I’ve lost interest
in the deals we make

I’ve lost interest
I’ve lost interest
in decisions we take

I’ve lost interest
I’ve lost interest
in the thrill of it all
the thrill of it all

I’ve lost interest
I’ve lost interest
and I hit the ground
I hit the ground#

Lyrics by Smedley/Cocrapital
Music by The Crystalline Methology

Book Revue

2004-12-17T18:02:00.000-08:00

For anyone with a passing interest in the mass blood-bath that went on for four short years back in the 14-18 days of the century that only fucked off four years ago, you could do much badder than open and read this new release:

"Burn in Mud - The First World War Redied" Dr. Karion Nozthaljehr Parsin Fawhiztri BA (Sus), MA (Doh), Phd (DjuST) - House of Skaispinovs, 2004.

Press dead to find about more about how Dr. K. will be showing the fruits of his latest intonation training and pocket-thrusting walks on the site of a battle already discussed to expiry on a freeview canal near poor as soon as we've saved up enough to pay him to read our scripts again.

Dr. Karion will be answering a small batch of untaxing questions live online between certain times at http://davedobbler.blogspot.com

Old McDonald Had A Farm. But as for Olaf Satan...

2004-12-16T04:22:00.001-08:00

Olaf Satan owned a Pharm
Knee-high knee-high snow.
And from that Pharm he sent his drugs
Up your up your nose -
With a freak-out here
And a car-crash there
Here a stab
There a cab
Druggie cabbie jail stab
Olaf Satan owned a Pharm
A one-man one-man show.

Töstjig Gatorsnatch

2004-12-14T07:36:00.000-08:00

Töstjig Gatorsnatch, the great professor who taught the young Eustace Finnelopy and his best friend Oberwrong Cindypunch to calculate sand, died yesterday at his home in Salacumbercumander. He was 83.

To leave a message of condolence please click here.

Rock Deaths

2004-12-06T06:16:00.000-08:00

Rock ‘n’ Music has claimed the lives of many of its greatest players, but the harsh reality is that many of these lives could have been saved if it were not for accidents, violence, neglect, abuse and bad. Indeed, had rock ‘n’ roll never been invented, it is likely that at least Buddy Holly and possibly one other would have died much later, if not would be alive today.

But what is so heartrending about the deaths of so many rock musicians, and indeed soul, funk, jazz, R ‘n’ B, blues, metal, rap but not country stars, is the violence and meaninglessness of them.

Much of the publicity around rock deaths is concentrated on the bad acid years of the late 1960s, the 1970s, the ‘80s, ‘90s and today. But the trend for going out like that was set well before, and here we give breathing space to the deaths which helped pave the 1950’s and Earl E. Nnynetine-Szickztease.

So here we go…name, band (if applicable), cause of death, year...as we…”Die Around the Clock”…

“The Outlaw” Johnny Square – Headbutted dead by goat whilst recuperating from a broken string at father’s ranch in Stetson, TX (1955)

Tommy Lee Cribbiss (of “Six Gluttony Nachos”) – Accidentally boiled himself instead of kettle, Yaint City, MI (1955)

Hugh ‘The Hugonaut” Huguenot (penned classic hit “It Ain’t What You Know, It’s Huguenot”) – Committed suicide after being convicted of hit-and-run mow down of a woman who was subsequently proven never to have been born, Scuntown, Nova Scotia (1957)

Bopper Slitz – First female rocker to die. Drowned in mirage, Gobi Desert (1958)

Melvis Beasley – Leapt from a twenty-fourth storey penthouse in flames after eating 98 mini scotch eggs at girlfriend’s birthday party, Coonhunt, AL (1958)

Gandice Philip-Ferlopp – Second female rocker to die. Mistook red hot tongs for lipstick starting a fire in her mouth which spread to her nasal cavities and after two days had completely gutted out her entire skull. Doctors had no choice but to switch her off, Mozambique (1960)

“Bantam” Jimmy Sulphur (lead singer of The Gaynotes) – Flushed down toilet by group of drunken sailors, Bitchley, UK (1961)

Horse Peter – Downed 5 bottles of whiskey in the space of two hours then attempted to fly his helicopter at low altitude through a mountainside electrical pylon system whilst blindfolded and being administered with unpredictable electric shocks at varying voltages. Crashed. Alaska (1961)

Ludek “VJ” Amritaj, Bodo “BJ” Amritaj, Larry Sawspan Jnr., The Joy, Clayton Billamy, Herman “CJ” McPerrin (all members of Boys’ Bicycle Bells) – killed when their small boat was hit by a god-bolt fishing for compliments off the boast of Sechsattaka (1962)

Pray for them all, not just one or two of them. To leave a lit commemorative sandal for anyone, visit here.

Alternative Medicine

2004-12-03T17:32:00.000-08:00

The Japanese don’t like to see their ancient arts sold in Shopping Villages like mediaeval Catholic indulgences; but some say The Bomb wasn’t enough. In any case, there is a gulf to fill. So having devoured our own spirits, it is only sensible to dumb-it and feed off another culture before we become so empty that we implode in a vacuum of misplaced mutlivalve ambition. So bukkake is the capital salesman’s art?

But at least we have democracy, or the 'tyranny of the majority.'

Where the basest needs are followed, but refinement of what has been given to us is something to be laughed at, or worse, F*E*A*R*E*D!!!. Just because it can’t be bought. Yet.

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Henri Camou

2004-12-03T04:25:00.000-08:00

Henri Camou was a skilled draughtsman living in early 19th century Perigueux, until he lost his favourite pencil, the Austrian-made Flage II Spezial. Having searched high and low for many hours he finally realised that the pencil was right in front of him all the time, standing in a pot containing 15 other identical Flage II Spezial pencils. It was at this moment that Camou realised the potential military application of making something hard to see by blending it into its surroundings. He called this new concept "Camou-Flage", and despite dying in steam some three years later, he has never looked back.

A little known fact is that Henri Camou sold his first patented Camou-Flage kit to the military garrison at Malevo, Vitriolia-Villilieilleivia. The kit was credited with being a decisive factor in the Malevo garrison's victory over the marauding Labbkotes in 1846, the victory ever since being celebrated with an annual dance in honour of Henri Camou. Such was Camou's popularity that in 1919 the town changed its name to Cammodance in honour of the dance in his honour. (The Vitriolia-Villilieilleivian spelling of Henri Camou is Henree Cammo).

Thanks to Oskar Pedagoguey and Lemuel Submishun for researching this fascinating piece of history.

110% Jimmy

2004-11-28T01:17:00.000-08:00

In seeking perfection Jah has always tried to include his best mistakes.

Now gertcha two http://davedobbler.blogspot.com

manual "leave!"

2004-11-27T22:07:00.000-08:00

days off froooooby
days fllllllume into bad news
you bet you’ll overdo it
ain’t working
so
playin' hard
got me dope
bad into trouble
exorcisin' in the yard now
no one’s visitin’
Lord Jesus
My Saviour
don’t you hear me
preachin’?

if not then yes it isn't it? yes it is. yes it is. is it http://davedobbler.blogspot.com ?

or is it?

yes

know

Back to Drugs

2004-11-19T06:30:00.000-08:00

Total classroom maths is
where the sums are much too long
and keep you hanging on and on
for bell now go home
back to drugs.

Lethal desktop French is
where the knowledge meets the stench
and makes you always so past tense
until you go home
back to drugs.

Mixed up Geo-towns
to name and make your teacher proud
till made a jibbering capital clown
just then you race home
back to drugs.

Now you're working sharp
and paid a lot more than in class
but still the muscley boredom hugs
till clock's tock sends you home
to drugs

And so your life of learning
and the half-life of your working
cradles hopes of quick release
an early spurt then
back to drugs.

Free drug counselling is available here.

State Statues Allotment

2004-11-16T06:56:00.000-08:00

The statue stands awaiting
The fight that never comes
Eyes closed in the White Palace
Breathing crystals;
Bending ears to
Crystal sounds

Frost-bitten hands on cold clocks
Scratch out the seconds
As tiny pins fall all around
Each drop a huge explosion
Each strike a small corrosion

Now sixteen feet tall
The towering doors
Buckled and half-hinged
Loudly barrack the wind
And a spoor of life
Blows in

It settles on the great face
Starts to grow
Green over grey
With tiny fiery strands
That bring a blush
To the stone

Now the script beneath the plinth
Is coded with hardy moss
And the skeletal facial bones
Once sculpted on battle lines
Are blurred in mossy beard
As nature’s softness moulds

The scalpel the knife
In every harsh line
Redrawn to muster fear
Carved hard to muster fight
Now covered by seasons’ veil
Blows the wind to drive the spoor
To plant a screen across this shame

For more about the corruption of great statues, the fight between the warrior breed of the ancien regime and the latent violence of nature, and how nature turns friend of the oppressed, please feel guilty to go here.

Request: Denied

2004-11-12T04:10:00.000-08:00

Paul Soccer, 27, of 16th Septembershire, has asked me if he can use this page to make a special announcement. Unfortunately I have had to deny his request on grounds which I really cannot go into now. Instead, go here for further details.

In Vitro Vitation

2004-11-12T04:02:00.000-08:00

Arch-Cardinal Irregulato Purgatore di Chastisi invites all followers of the Sacred Demi-Challis to attend a prime/evil Execution of the Stupid, followed by an Auction of Smashed of Hopes and Shattered Dreams, Wednesday the Worst of May, march-past-heaven. RSVP to Dave.

Gay's Ex

2004-11-02T03:12:00.000-08:00

Anyone have a contact number for Gay Byrne's ex-girlrfriend? I need it for a mate of mine, Dave Dobbler, who says he is very interested in Gay's Ex.

Yoo Byooti

2004-11-02T03:09:00.000-08:00

Callum Byooti, 23, a small goods teacher from Gyno, in Noztallgjia, believes he can be the next Pele, if only he gets permission from his boss to take Wednesday afternoons off to train with local side Dynamo Gyno. And his boss is every other than David Forsdyke Dobbler, King of the Gaze.

Alright Mate?

2004-11-02T03:08:00.000-08:00

Next time you try "Living La Vida Loca", try remembering the people who have to live under the metal grailings through which the piss seeps incessantly. Alright?

The Cogaloupe of Mandident

2004-10-26T07:44:00.000-07:00

The Cogaloupe of Mandident was worth the weight of gold he spent

The Sandrida of Cumblimar could read his space-charts from afar

The Gortviss Tribe of Tannas Pass could manufacture silken bras

The Fluid Goats of Dead Man’s Moat will suck you through your wooden boat

BUT

To really see the legends grow, to dobbler's field ye mustly go.....

Time is a place on earth

2004-10-22T07:26:00.000-07:00

What a great summer we've just had. I went to a little seaside town down south called Time. The highlight for me was a visit to the famous Sands of Time - smaller now then when I first visited the area in the late '70s. Natural erosion plays a part as the wind and lashing salt water attests in the colder months, but also the breakwater further along the coast at Nostradamham is a serious contributing factor. The Sands of Time should be preserved - not just in books. It seems they are running out and no one is prepared to lift a fingernail to do anything about it. Next year I plan a trip to the Four Seas of Evil, which as the Sands of Time run out, are coming closer to our previously safe homes.

This little gem is a geographical guide to the Sands of Time before the Nostradamham breakwater was built, and when the little hamlet of Feud still perched on the cliffs of Thorburn.

Time doesn't tick - clocks do.

2004-10-22T07:20:00.000-07:00

Why would anyone want to go back in time and assassinate Hitler? He's been the mainstay of the documentary world for decades now and quite frankly I don't think the sharks would be able to carry the torch on their own. So for God's sake let's stop this idiot and his so called "Time Machine".

Click here to sign the petition before IT'S TOO LATE!!!

Frozen Insects Like Ice Now Gone

2004-10-22T07:01:00.000-07:00

Filing can be a problem in large organisations, which is why there are a variety of solutions available on today's market which address this problem. One of them is not to work for a large organisation. I don't and I have no filing problems, unless you count filing into the Queen Mother's coffin-watching room, which I once did at great expense to my patience. I mean, why bother - I didn't even know her?

Now get ye te feck afore a jimmy yer skall off its feckin hinges.

Densy

2004-10-22T06:48:00.000-07:00

Kicked out of boarding school for going home every evening, my friend Densy forgot the last rule of not being abducted the other day - he was kidnapped. But to be frank, I've forgotten about all that now, and the ransom requests go straight in the bin, because I've found this.

Deese Gronas

2004-09-21T04:41:00.000-07:00

Quench e gretsch
Als daktor stallyer
Putshni veller
Castpachinos hallya
Swootz ripendi
Gattrel mania
Flo be flo
Rostant ilapinaria

http://davedobbler.blogspot.com

Me Old China

2004-09-08T03:45:00.000-07:00

The ancient Chinese province of Szechuan, famous for its cock, is now regrouping and re-designating its cantons alphabetically - Canton A, Canton B, Canton C etc. And who should be in charge of the 18th Canton I hear you ask? Well, it's none other than TV funnyman Eric Idols, and he couldn't believe his arse when he saw the list of governors, and saw his name at the top:

Eric: Canton-R

And guess who's in charge of Canton-A? - Sir Malik Fergee, head boss of Manchester U-Knighted

Now there's a turn up for the boox.

Bobby Robson

2004-09-08T03:37:00.000-07:00

Did you know? That throat-singer Robbie Williams and football coachingman Sir Bobby Robson are linked as follows:

Robbie Williams
Robbie Bobbie Williams
Bobbie Robbie Billiams
Bobbie Bobbie Billiams
Rabbi Bobbie Silliams
Sir Bobbual Robbualson
Bobby Robson

Excuse Me Please

2004-09-08T03:32:00.000-07:00

I like soup
You like youth
He likes nick nacks
She likes shoes
With a nick nack paddy whack
Give my voice some tone
Evil sin is all I know

Just one of the many pre-prepared excuses for being late for work available at davedobbler.blogspot.com

Gravy

2004-09-01T05:10:00.000-07:00

"My other car's a wasp"
"When I grow up I want to be a number"
"Warning: Original blueprints for the Hindenburg behind the wheel"
"Hockey players do it in the Adriatic"
"Horn broken - watch for reptile testimony"

These are just some of the great new bumper stickers available from Laugh and the World Laughs With You, Cry and Your Eyes Get Wet

High Finance

2004-08-31T05:47:00.000-07:00

Gimme 5 for High Finance. Let's talk about it this way: Hi-Finance, flexing hyphenated short-styles to gel the hair of the pitch. Shoot me some investment loan rate long term high interest futures talk to gloss up my floss, and make money shapes to tailor my suit to today's market.

Now, deal me a hand. Any hand. But make it a winner. And I mean a winner when it comes to flashing stocks and shares. Drinks at the club? Come on, you can drive the deal home with you. Look me in the eye. It's blue and I'm fully in the black. Want to know the last time I owed instead of collecting? Can't remember. Before the 80's. Now it's pen to paper time so don't open your mouth or you might blow the windfall. Capiche? OK, now let's go gym style to the top of the Hi-Finance ladder. Walk with me, I'm a super-fit sports car. Down payments come easy on the plastic ego. I'm working - are you?

France

2004-08-31T05:44:00.000-07:00

1. France (1870)
2. France (1914)
3. France (1940)

If you were asked to name three countries invaded by Germany between 1869 and 1945, the above answer would be wrong. You see, I was looking for three different countries. Try this for a model answer:

1. France (1870)
2. France (1914)
3. France (1940)

That's better. You see, this time, it didn't have to be different countries. For information about the next country Germany will invade, go here.

Now then

2004-08-31T05:39:00.000-07:00

Now that the Limpix are over and Manchester U-Knighted have signed Ozzy Ardiles, why not settle down into your stolen armchair and wax cynical about the promised changes to the dress code of paramilitary organisations in south east Spax. If you start to feel your headgear slipping in the sin-wind, use this formula to buff up your straps - cos(x)2-f(x)f(a)234(n)sin(a)

Modern Day Man

2004-08-27T06:36:00.000-07:00

I am a modern day man
I live in these new times
Sleeks suits and slim ties
Got to be on time
Can't spare you one dime

Yes I'm a modern day man
White grand piano in
Skylight loft living
Concierge greetings and
Mailbox key turning

I saw you today in the wine bar
Does your diary have a window for me?
I saw you today in your new car -
Race me to the health club
For a cool business shower
Don't wrestle your conscience
It's all about power

Yes I'm a modern day man -
And so is Dave Dobbler.

Gregory

2004-08-27T02:33:00.000-07:00

Get Gregorian. Flash Gregorian moves in your local wine bar. Pay Gregorian on plastic, or hang loose Gregorian style down by the lido. Sip drinks at the lagoon bar Gregorian style, and make waves at evening dinner in stylish lounge slacks and Gregorian boaters. Think you have a chants?

Carbonated Pus

2004-08-27T02:29:00.000-07:00

Has been on the market for 12 years and only now is it starting to be taken seriously as a relaxing and awful drink that fits in with the fast pace of your modern lifestyle. Yes yours personally. Tell me, how modern is your lifestyle? What is its pace? And what fits in seamlessly with it? Answers on a postcard to me, me city, meshire, me1 eg0. Now get out of my sight.

Fact

2004-08-27T02:19:00.000-07:00

Sometimes you can state something in the sure knowledge that it is a fact. Fact. And in doing so one can be certain that one is steering as far away from fiction as is at all possible. Fiction. But on rare occasions, one can beposit the fact and still neck lustily with the fiction. This is called using "fact-fictions". I came across a perfect example of this the other day but I've garn blardy fergot abart it nar avenaye. Amen.

The American-African Dream

2004-08-26T05:36:00.000-07:00

It is 150 years to the day that the first blacks left their American homeland in disgust after the defeat of the Confederacy in the American Civil War. Unable to face the prospect of life under a Unionist government hell-bent on the abolition of white slavery, a small party of 300 set sail for the shores of Africa. And after barely a century and a half's work, these black American emigres have managed to subject the native white population of Africa to the discipline and government required to take that grand continent out of the Dark Ages. By 1997, for the first time, blacks formed the majority of the population of the African continent. And behind this, it is good to see that tradition has not died. Many black Africans wear with pride their colourful traditional costumes of baseball cap, jeans and trainers in homage to their American ancestry.

To find out more about this and other aspects of the Back2Front History series, visit http://davedobbler.blogspot.com

Bankety Bank

2004-08-24T06:33:00.000-07:00

What was that bank that had a griffen as its logo? You know the one. Oh come on now - think! Oh I remember, it was the Bank of Hell. Yes it was. Yes it was. It was. It was. It was the Bank of Hell. Yes. It definitely definitely was. OK?

Are you ambiguous?

2004-08-24T06:30:00.000-07:00

I am. Ever since I can remember I have been fully ambiguous. It used to come in handy at school. For example. I remember once I broke my wrist, but being ambiguous I was still able to continue with my lessons and my handwriting actually improved. I am the only ambiguous person in my household - everyone else is one thing or the other.

To find out what it is like to be completely ambiguous, please read the story of 'X', at http://davedobbler.blogspot.com

Oh

2004-08-24T06:28:00.000-07:00

Oh no, I can't believe I've been so stupid. Oh no. Why did I have to do that? What's wrong with me? Oh bloody hell I wish I could turn the clocks back. I'm sick of making the same old mistakes. Jeez I need some help. Help me! Help! Help!

I can guarantee you that you will not be saying or thinking any of the above if you go to http://davedobbler.blogspot.com

Slave to Love

2004-08-24T06:25:00.000-07:00

Did Bryan Ferry write "Slave to Love" about:

a) Tarquinius Sextus Love and his fruity female slave emporium in times of olden yore?
b) Tim Henman's disappointing performance in the 2004 Wimbledon tennis court awards?
c) http://davedobbler.blogspot.com?
d) My big fat didgeridoo?

Modena Art School

2004-08-24T06:20:00.000-07:00

The Royal Society of Evil enclaws you to attend the midnight basting of the lovely virgins of the Modena Art School, #21 Via Count Grippo di Rappi, Ravishioli, Italia. To view the itinerary for the night's prosindings, go to http://davedobbler.blogspot.com

Are We Downhearted?

2004-08-19T06:30:00.000-07:00

When you feel Down And you'Ve beEn hanging arounD, Only proBlems and trouBLEs to worRy about. Light up a fancy stick and dream of marry-dice.

Proud of Your Car?

2004-08-18T08:07:00.000-07:00

For the best in personalised license plates, go see
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2004-08-18T07:55:00.000-07:00

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World of Land

2004-08-18T06:13:00.000-07:00

It is a little know fact that by 2050, no less than 2% of the surface of the Earth will be covered in land. Whilst the effects of this on the planet's rapidly increasing human population are obvious, the implications for the planet's fishes and little crabs are far more obscure. With the global population set to hit an all-time high of 134,000 by mid-century, shouldn't we be doing something right now? Right. And this is the guy who will show you what you need to do and how to do it:

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World of Sea

2004-08-18T06:07:00.000-07:00

It is a little know fact that by 2050, no less than 2% of the surface of the Earth will be covered in sea water. Whilst the effects of this on fishes and little crabs is obvious, the implications for the planet's rapidly diminishing human population are far more obscure. With the global population set to hit an all-time low of 134,000 by mid-century, shouldn't we be doing something right now? Right. And this is the guy who will show you what you need to do and how to do it:

http://davedobbler.blogspot.com

The finer things in life

2004-08-16T12:50:00.000-07:00

a bunch of flowers
bumping into an old friend
the smell of your best girl's perfume
freshly baked dead
bum hole surgery in the sweet desert night
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Good Food for Less

2004-08-13T06:38:00.000-07:00

Here's a little known way of saving money on food bills. Eat the best for less at:
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A History Lesson

2004-08-13T02:37:00.000-07:00

In 1968, amidst student unrest across the globe, and with the hippy dream starting to fade, a new crisis loomed on the http://davedobbler.blogspot.com

Fine Art for Modern Minds

2004-08-13T02:36:00.000-07:00

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Gay is Just Happy

2004-08-13T02:32:00.000-07:00

And who happier than Mike Funny aka Chaim Iceberg aka "The Noose" aka Sir Randolph Ghostlee aka David Mbeatty aka Per Foxtrot aka Siegfried and Brunhilde Borlsak aka the only and only Davey "Boy the Dobbler" Dobbler:

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Dobble Your Money

2004-08-12T06:54:00.000-07:00

I love the dobbler effect do much that I wouldn't even sell it to David Bowie for all the tea in China Girl:
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Link-U-Like

2004-08-11T05:12:00.000-07:00

And here is that very special link - taking you to a sideways look at life, love and life - go on adventurers!

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Bosun's Bow

2004-08-11T04:42:00.000-07:00

Well, all things have to start somewhere, and what better way than to introduce a link you will all enjoy and thank me for forever. But first I have to find that link and as soon as I do I assure you it will be hoisted in the Bosun's next post.